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#21 grew45

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Отправлено 24 октября 2017 - 13:40

- Откройте клетку, а то у лошади загар неравномерный! - возмутилась блондинка, глядя на зебру. :D

#22 avtomobilpro

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Отправлено 14 мая 2019 - 15:38

Российские школьники победили на Международной Менделеевской олимпиаде по химии, завоевав сразу 7 золотых медалей. На приёме в Кремле премьер-министр Медведев вручил ребятам памятные сувениры и от всей души поздравил будущих граждан США и ЕС.

#23 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:20

Вам тоже кажется, что когда вам пишут без смайлов, то с вами грубо общаются, а когда ставят восклицательные знаки, то ещё и орут?

#24 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:20

Взаимная вежливость, это когда ты начинаешь набирать Вконтакте текст, видишь, что твой собеседник тоже печатает, ты стираешь свое, чтобы выслушать его, а он делает тоже самое.

#25 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:27

Я обожаю слово "Привет". В сочетании с фразой "Как дела?", оно приводит меня в неописуемый восторг. А если добавить еще "Чем занимаешься?", я просто прихожу в экстаз.

#26 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:28

Статусы в соцсетях -  это прекрасная форма общения, с подтекстом "Задумайся, а не тебе ли это"!?

#27 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:29

Ммм... какие красивые глазки читают этот статус… Ооой ... а улыбка-то какая прекрасная появилась..)))

#28 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:30

Народная мудрость гласит - быть онлайн, это не значит хотеть ответить...

#29 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:32

Прошу откликнуться людей, которые считают, что я их недолюбливаю. По возможности буду приходить и долюбливать...

#30 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:34

Ничто так не портит мою нервную систему, как всё.

#31 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:36

У всех свой рецепт счастья. У меня на потолке написано : "Завтра начинаю бегать по утрам". Каждое утро просыпаюсь, вижу надпись и думаю: "Эх, хорошо, что не сегодня"!!

#32 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:37

Многие думают, что если девушка не в настроении, то у нее проблемы... На самом деле, если ваша девушка не в настроении, то проблемы у вас!

#33 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:38

Профессиональный успех - это не деньги, и не высокий пост. Это когда в офисе ты сидишь спиной к стене))

#34 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:40

Привыкла всегда записывать свои расходы. "Транспорт - 25 рублей. Газета - 15 рублей. Не помню куда - 7521 рубль..."

#35 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:41

В средние века люди не боялись делать зло друг другу. Земля-то ведь была не круглая))

#36 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:42

Нормальные люди по утрам просыпаются, а я восстаю...

#37 Imegumi

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Отправлено 11 мая 2020 - 16:43

Сегодня мне пришла квитанция за газ. Цена опять выросла... Похоже, у Газпрома появилась новая мечта(((

#38 HaroldNoiff

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Отправлено 06 апреля 2021 - 17:28

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#39 HaroldNoiff

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Отправлено 06 апреля 2021 - 23:54

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#40 HaroldNoiff

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Отправлено 10 апреля 2021 - 12:19

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